A press release just reached me about this exciting new product. It assures me that this is "a fantastic little piece of equipment" on the grounds that "SpongeBob spins, ducks and dives, meaning you can view the blue backlit LCD display from any angle."
Even more bizarrely "SpongeBob's teeth light up as you tune each note, instantly letting you know if you're flat or sharp. His two front teeth will light up when you're in tune. The note you're playing is also displayed as a large letter where SpongeBob's tongue would be."
Words fail me, although it wouldn't surprise me if somebody is able to retire on the proceeds.